Me and my inside_nerd are happy to present you Heteromance, a freshly canned very nutritive Fanfiction distributed under a sibyllin Golden-Green(ZM) label.
Specials thanks adressed to our inspector, Nendil from FFnet, whose diligent work allowed us to sumbit Heteromance so soon to your astoundedished eyes!

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Our products can cause unexpected effects depending of the user. Thank you for immediately never reporting if you get bleeding eyes, nausea, fits of rage, terrible headaches or melancholia afteruse.
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